I don't normally post other people's stuff cause i have enough crap of my own, but this ad on gumtree was fantastic - so fantastic, that it's had nearly 9000 views.
Let me
start off by saying this Feroza is only available for purchase by the manliest
of men (or women). If it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a
five o'clock shadow, this Daihatsu would look like Tom Selleck.
It was never intended to drive to Rundle Mall so you can pick up that adorable
Abercrombie & Finch shirt that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to
transport you to yoga class or Home & Garden. That's what your Prius is
for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favour
and stop reading right now.
This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest
mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily
basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like
navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man
doesn't let anything warm his butt), or Bluetooth (real men don't even know
what the hell Bluetooth is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action
junkies need. It has a 4cylinder 1.6L engine to outrun the cops. It's got
special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a fire extinguisher in the
back. You know what the fire extinguisher is for? Fire! The Feroza also has a
removable roof so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be
able to shoot your machine gun out the back and drive with ease. It's saved my
bacon more than once.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $2800, but I'll entertain
reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll
give me $200 for it. That's liable to earn you a
Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab.
Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the
Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 240000km on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust
me; it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name.
Rock on.
Rock on.
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My husband should have held out for this beauty instead of the VW.
Another thing i just thought of is the throttle position sensor. If you plan on taking your car to a mechanic it wouldn't be too expensive if these are the issues, but you could probably easily fix this yourself if you wanted to.
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